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The following as an exerpt from an IM conversation which took place between Ryan and "MikeTeg95" through AIM. |
(20:50:45) MikeTeg95: GOD was thinking of playing a very lucky set of numbers.
(20:51:34) askryandotcom: what set?
(20:51:59) MikeTeg95: GOD, being the smart grass hopper he is was thinking of playing 7-9-1-1
(note: thats my home address)
(20:52:06) MikeTeg95: O:-)
(20:52:33) askryandotcom: HAH ... funny
(20:52:52) MikeTeg95: GOD told you he smart grass hopper.
(20:53:21) askryandotcom: not really ... alot of people know where i live .. i don't keep my address a secret ... its posted on the outside of the door .. LMAO
(20:53:38) MikeTeg95: GOD dosnt know where you live.
(20:53:51) askryandotcom: your mom knows it well ... she comes over all the time
(20:53:54) MikeTeg95: GOD looking to play lotto
(20:56:37) MikeTeg95: GOD mom huh, what she look like?
(20:57:29) askryandotcom: hell if i know ... i'm just fucking with you ... obviously ...
(20:57:31) askryandotcom: :-D
(20:57:45) MikeTeg95: GOD not fucking anyone
(20:58:00) askryandotcom: well that comes as no surprise
(20:58:20) MikeTeg95: GOD fucked one lil angel enough
(note: refering to my ex-gf, of whom this guy dated before me, and continues to stalk her and now me apparently)
(20:58:32) MikeTeg95: GOD wore it out
(20:59:17) MikeTeg95: GOD is very giving, how were the seconds?
(21:00:05) askryandotcom: well they were pretty fresh .. you didnt leave much of an impression from what she told me ... infact ... i kind of hurt her the first few times ....
(21:00:40) MikeTeg95: GOD finds that very funny, someone dosnt have their pees and carrots together.
(21:01:05) askryandotcom: sounds like you have no peas and a really small carrot
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At first it was all fun and games getting an IM from this "mystery" ASKRYAN.COM viewer. Later I found out that it was my ex-girlfriend's ex-boyfriend, the one that dated her before I did, and
continues to stalk her. MikeTeg95 failed to respond after this .... so all my AskRyan fans, feel
free to IM Mike and ask him about his small carrot :) |
Oh Mike, doesn't referring to my ex-girlfriend violate the restraining order she got on you for stalking her?
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Should you feel the need, please feel free to message MikeTeg95 and let him know just how big of a douche bag he really is.- Ryan |
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