A special treat from 'MikeTeg95'

The following as an exerpt from an IM conversation which took place between Ryan and "MikeTeg95" through AIM.


(20:50:45) MikeTeg95: GOD was thinking of playing a very lucky set of numbers.
(20:51:34) askryandotcom: what set?
(20:51:59) MikeTeg95: GOD, being the smart grass hopper he is was thinking of playing 7-9-1-1
(note: thats my home address)
(20:52:06) MikeTeg95: O:-)
(20:52:33) askryandotcom: HAH ... funny
(20:52:52) MikeTeg95: GOD told you he smart grass hopper.
(20:53:21) askryandotcom: not really ... alot of people know where i live .. i don't keep my address a secret ... its posted on the outside of the door .. LMAO
(20:53:38) MikeTeg95: GOD dosnt know where you live.
(20:53:51) askryandotcom: your mom knows it well ... she comes over all the time
(20:53:54) MikeTeg95: GOD looking to play lotto
(20:56:37) MikeTeg95: GOD mom huh, what she look like?
(20:57:29) askryandotcom: hell if i know ... i'm just fucking with you ... obviously ...
(20:57:31) askryandotcom: :-D
(20:57:45) MikeTeg95: GOD not fucking anyone
(20:58:00) askryandotcom: well that comes as no surprise
(20:58:20) MikeTeg95: GOD fucked one lil angel enough
(note: refering to my ex-gf, of whom this guy dated before me, and continues to stalk her and now me apparently)
(20:58:32) MikeTeg95: GOD wore it out
(20:59:17) MikeTeg95: GOD is very giving, how were the seconds?
(21:00:05) askryandotcom: well they were pretty fresh .. you didnt leave much of an impression from what she told me ... infact ... i kind of hurt her the first few times ....
(21:00:40) MikeTeg95: GOD finds that very funny, someone dosnt have their pees and carrots together.
(21:01:05) askryandotcom: sounds like you have no peas and a really small carrot

At first it was all fun and games getting an IM from this "mystery" ASKRYAN.COM viewer. Later I found out that it was my ex-girlfriend's ex-boyfriend, the one that dated her before I did, and continues to stalk her. MikeTeg95 failed to respond after this .... so all my AskRyan fans, feel free to IM Mike and ask him about his small carrot :)

Oh Mike, doesn't referring to my ex-girlfriend violate the restraining order she got on you for stalking her?

Should you feel the need, please feel free to message MikeTeg95 and let him know just how big of a douche bag he really is.

- Ryan

 

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