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Why does vagina smell like fish? |
Posted By: anonymous · Jan 03,2006 08:43:51 PM
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Who's vagina have you been smelling? I suggest you go find a different one to sniff because I'm pretty sure thats not a healthy smell. |
Posted By: ryan
· May 21,2006 05:51:23 PM
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If a car is traveling at the speed of light and you turn on the headlights, will they do anything? |
Posted By: dakrotee · Dec 27,2005 11:52:08 PM
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Look, if your car is travelling at the speed of light, I think you have more things to worry about than whether or not the head lights will do anything.
At least make sure you buckle up first. |
Posted By: ryan
· May 21,2006 05:50:19 PM
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ryan you should send hate mail to maddox and sucker him in to coimg to this site that would be kick ass |
Posted By: anonymous · Nov 12,2005 07:28:08 PM
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Who the hell is Maddox?!?! Why am I not in the loop? |
Posted By: chunky
· Dec 13,2005 12:23:44 PM
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A question for Chunky:
I'm a member on myspace.com, I veiwed your profile and I sent a message. Are you so retarted you couldn't answer my damn e-mail? What's up with that? |
Posted By: anonymous · Nov 24,2005 05:04:56 AM
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If your messages would include nekid pics of yourself, I would prob be a little quicker to respond. Just a little bit of advice...
/chunky |
Posted By: chunky
· Dec 13,2005 12:21:40 PM
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How many pieces of hair does an average person lose a day? |
Posted By: anonymous · Nov 04,2005 01:06:46 PM
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This will be my one non-smartass answer for the day.
The average person sheds 25 to 100 a day while growing the an equivalent number of new hairs.
This applies to head hair. So if you are a woman, you should not be shedding more than this, because you are not allowed to have hair anywhere except on your head, remember this! |
Posted By: ryan
· Nov 09,2005 09:57:14 PM
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y do u suck so bad my name is ryan |
Posted By: anonymous · Sep 23,2005 01:27:59 PM
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I got a website and you don't. I got photos of me and my best friend dressed up like Jesus and a big blue bunny rabbit. Now who is the one that sucks? |
Posted By: ryan
· Nov 09,2005 09:53:58 PM
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what do you think about interracial marriages and relationships? |
Posted By: anonymous · Nov 04,2005 01:07:32 PM
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Let me guess, you are from the south. You have a permanent cross burning in your front yard. You think that it is disgusting when people date outside their own bloodline, and you enjoy wearing your bed sheets over your head with eye holes cut out.
With that said, I don't really care who dates who. Its none of my business, so long as they are not dating our good friend MikeTeg. |
Posted By: ryan
· Nov 09,2005 09:51:43 PM
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Ryan, whats it like being a uncle? just saw the pics yesterday...too cute! |
Posted By: anonymous · Nov 03,2005 01:50:36 PM
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I make a damn good uncle. Who wouldn't want an uncle that runs a damn great site like this one. And just think, in 18 years, my niece will have friends I can hit on. This all really works out well for me. |
Posted By: ryan
· Nov 09,2005 09:48:16 PM
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Why are there dumb questions being asked by even stupider people?? Man bro you need to do better advertising and attract better customers . . . :) |
Posted By: Kristen · Oct 05,2005 06:30:55 PM
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Maybe you missed the fact that I'm running the site, that should just about explain everything. |
Posted By: ryan
· Nov 09,2005 09:40:31 PM
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Im a hot chick but my nipples are inverted. Do you think i should fork up the $400 it would cost to get them fixed? Im kind of ashamed of them |
Posted By: anonymous · Oct 03,2005 10:10:10 AM
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$400? If you are getting this done by some sleazy homeless guy in a back alley somewhere, I suggest maybe try finding a doctor that is actually listed in a phone book.
I'm trying to visualize this, but am having a hard time. I am going to need photo evidence before I can give an honest answer, though if you are ashamed of them just do it, but make sure |
Posted By: ryan
· Nov 09,2005 09:46:19 PM
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if i threw a stick and it whent threw a tree could i eat a panacke at that exactmoment i threw it? |
Posted By: anonymous · Aug 28,2005 09:39:04 AM
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No, you would probably joke on it and die. I suggest you try this so that you don't flood my site with stupid questions. I prefer Aunt Jemima's pancakes. |
Posted By: ryan
· Nov 09,2005 09:42:47 PM
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If I have 4 friends that are special friends with benefits, does that make me a whore? And yes all 4 are females !!! |
Posted By: xxkhnxxdragonxx · Nov 06,2005 01:22:23 PM
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Yes it does, but you use the word whore like its a bad thing .... |
Posted By: ryan
· Nov 09,2005 09:39:10 PM
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if you sucked my dick, would that make me gay? |
Posted By: anonymous · Nov 05,2005 07:39:02 PM
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No, that would make me gay. You are already gay since you asked for it. |
Posted By: ryan
· Nov 09,2005 09:38:23 PM
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if a bird and a pig "got married" ;) then could the pig fly??? |
Posted By: anonymous · Aug 24,2005 10:08:10 PM
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Only if they managed to have sex. And if this does happen, the AskRyan crew asks that you notify us, as it would make for good photos in our image gallery. |
Posted By: ryan
· Aug 27,2005 11:57:57 AM
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Why do girls want to kill me when I am really sexy. |
Posted By: anonymous · Aug 10,2005 11:53:49 AM
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You're not really sexy, are you? |
Posted By: ryan
· Aug 27,2005 11:58:41 AM
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