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Ryan- what is your type of girl? Are you a boob or ass man? |
Posted By: anonymous · Aug 30,2004 12:38:44 PM
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Well to be honest, I'm both. But if I have to choose, then I'm an ass man ... a good ass is a sign that a girl keeps in shape. |
Posted By: ryan
· Aug 30,2004 09:07:25 PM
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Let me see yours and then I'll decide... |
Posted By: chunky
· Aug 30,2004 09:14:49 PM
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If a train travelling north at 70 miles per hour leaves Tokyo at 3:03pm and it's destination is Nagasaki, how long will it take for my nuts arrive on your chin? |
Posted By: anonymous · Aug 30,2004 05:24:06 PM
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That's a trick question! The answer to that is the train/your nuts probably never arrived. Your lack of proper grammar would have prevented the train from ever leaving at all. Let me put it in idiot terms for you... Jump back on the short bus and learn to speak properly. Thank you. |
Posted By: chunky
· Aug 30,2004 08:56:15 PM
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The distance for Tokyo to Nagasaki is approximatley 824 miles, which would make the trip almost 12 hours, so you'd get there around 3:03 am. However, since your nuts are probably really small, you'd never find them in time to put them on my chin. |
Posted By: ryan
· Aug 30,2004 09:18:47 PM
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Are you the "Yoda" of Generation X? |
Posted By: anonymous · Aug 29,2004 09:22:07 PM
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I was born in 1979, Generation X covers Kids born in 1965-1975 (however, some incompetent authors for magazines such as 'Time' use it for any generation they seemed fit to at the time of the article). So technically I am the Yoda of Generation Y. More correctly, 'Yoda of Generation Y, I am'. |
Posted By: ryan
· Aug 29,2004 10:33:03 PM
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So tell me, why don't guys ever recognize the nice, respectable girls? Do guys suffer from something similar to the "Bad Boy" syndrome that girls do? If so, why? (take a minute if you must...) |
Posted By: Jessy · Aug 29,2004 03:27:30 PM
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This kind of relates back to the question about 'Peter'.
Basically, to answer your question, yes. Until a guy is ready to settle down, they typically date girls they are more willing to just have fun with and not worry about settling down with. Few younger guys are really looking for a 'nice' girl since they are not looking to seriously commit. As guys get older this will change. Of course there are exceptions, like myself, who shuns the notion of settling down with anyone (hell the notion of love for that matter).
I'm not sure what Chunky's position is on this.
In anycase, give it time and some nice guy will come along who is actually looking for a nice girl, and not just someone he can have fun with. |
Posted By: ryan
· Aug 29,2004 07:54:12 PM
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I am having this cottage cheeselike discharge "down there" Can you tell me why this might be? |
Posted By: anonymous · Aug 27,2004 11:47:25 PM
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The 'cottage cheese', as you so call it, is probably a yeast infection. However, you might have an STD. Please contact me privately and tell me your name so I don't one day accidently hook up with you.
Thanks. |
Posted By: ryan
· Aug 28,2004 01:00:11 AM
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Hold on let me go grab a bagel for Ryan... |
Posted By: chunky
· Aug 28,2004 01:11:56 AM
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If I am on my period during sex, how should I, you know, do IT? |
Posted By: anonymous · Aug 27,2004 11:42:57 PM
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You, you know, do IT the same way as you would when your not on the rag. But do you or your boy's bed a favor, lay down a towel first. |
Posted By: ryan
· Aug 28,2004 12:54:48 AM
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BY YOURSELF! Spare your man the sickening experience of a 'dirty fuck', grab your favorite dildo and go to town. |
Posted By: chunky
· Aug 28,2004 01:03:08 AM
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hurray you guys finally got this shit up... its about time!
time for my questions
question posted by TRAYCEE stupid
why is the sky blue?
will you bee my friends on myspace. ( dude i've been a memeber since october of 03 and i never ^go on that shit anymore)
Why is my memory so bad? ^i had a good question a moment ago and i forgot^
I REMEMBER NOW....
DO You guys visit your site constantly to make the daily visiters number higher?
i miss you guys... come drink at my house tonite or something i want you guys to meet my roomates
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Posted By: anonymous · Aug 27,2004 02:36:10 PM
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Why is the sky blue? Already answered that one. Learn to read...
I already added you, quit yer bitching...
That is not neccessary, as Ryan and I are internet PIMPS. Women are naturally drawn to me, as men are drawn to Ryan.
I have no intention of meeting any more dudes. I know many dudes. |
Posted By: chunky
· Aug 28,2004 01:09:04 AM
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What causes fart like sounds during sex? |
Posted By: anonymous · Aug 27,2004 11:43:44 PM
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What usually happens is during intercourse, the thrusting motions may force air into you and when the air is forced back out, again by the thrusting motion, it makes a sound similar to a fart. Or a 'queef' as it is more commonly referd to as. If this involves lebsian sex, however, you might just have a gassy ass partner.
Coming from a reliable source, fart-like sounds during sex are actually a compliment to the guy. Me personaly I like to find myself a lactose-intolerant chick and feed her some milk. Bang her out and enjoy the sounds as though I'm hitting it like a pornstar. |
Posted By: chunky
· Aug 28,2004 12:54:06 AM
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It sounds like you or your partner ate something they shouldn't have before hand. It is possible, however, that the girl just has a vast opening, kind of like the Grand Canyon. |
Posted By: ryan
· Aug 28,2004 12:58:17 AM
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Why is it that when I smoke up with my friends, it takes me longer than them to get high...And then when I say "I'm not high" they start calling me annoying, etc? |
Posted By: anonymous · Aug 27,2004 11:21:10 AM
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I didn't know you could get high smoking pole... |
Posted By: chunky
· Aug 28,2004 12:43:01 AM
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Maybe your just a little bitch and your friends are aware of it? |
Posted By: ryan
· Aug 28,2004 12:53:24 AM
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my son,(i will call him peter)is 25 and he still is not married or serious with anyone.he is really smart and would make a great catch. i do not think he is gay(though it does run in the family)can you tell me why he is not married by now(i really want him to settle down and give me grandchildren!) |
Posted By: anonymous · Aug 27,2004 01:40:29 PM
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AH! 'Peter', I know him well, almost like I know myself! Peter is a smart man, no need to tie himself down with a serious relationship at this point in his life. He's got too many important things going on, like his job, and certain important websites that people depend on him to keep active and up to date. I'm sure with in the next 5-6 years, things might change. Worst case senario: in the next 10-20 years. As far as him being gay, its not him you have to worry about, Chunky on the other hand worries me sometimes .... |
Posted By: ryan
· Aug 27,2004 08:50:20 PM
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Yeah Ryan (Uh...I mean *Peter*) is a gimp. He does live with a cat though. In some sick, twisted cultures that may be considered a relationship. He might be going for preisthood. Don't worry though mom...when this website catches on, he will have a pleathora of chickies from which to pick his future wife. As for me being gay...I think not. I have several underage high school girls that will vouch for me. |
Posted By: chunky
· Aug 28,2004 12:42:00 AM
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if i could turn into a robot and take over the world what should be my villan name and witch super hero would be my rival? |
Posted By: THUG_LIFE_DANNY · Aug 26,2004 06:16:13 PM
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Your villan name would be 'Super Gay'. Your magical powers will consist of dressing well, smelling good, and turning down women. Your interest will be rainbows, the color pink, furry little animals, and Unicorns. Your rival will be called 'The metro sexual' because he will look and act like you, but only date women. |
Posted By: ryan
· Aug 27,2004 08:53:35 PM
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Ryan- So when are you going to go out with me? Call me, already! |
Posted By: Jessy · Aug 27,2004 03:14:46 PM
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Jessy, I just talked to you on the phone. So the answer to the question is: I will meet up with you at Rockit Grill tomorrow night. :) |
Posted By: ryan
· Aug 27,2004 08:44:22 PM
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Where are the cool photos of whales? |
Posted By: theBoss · Aug 27,2004 02:43:23 PM
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Ah! You must be referring to the photos of my trip to CapeCod, Massachusetts! The photos are crap because I forgot my camera and had to resort to buying one of the disposable cameras, well that and my photography skills are on the level of a 3rd grader. |
Posted By: ryan
· Aug 27,2004 08:43:10 PM
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who is cooler... ryan or chunky? |
Posted By: paul · Aug 26,2004 12:25:41 PM
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Me naturally, the site is called AskRYAN.com afterall.
However .. Chunky is 'Hung Like a Blackman', so I gues it's a tie. |
Posted By: ryan
· Aug 26,2004 08:49:32 PM
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Anybody who can walk down Backlick rd. wearing the bunny suit is way cool in my book! I would have to say me, Chunky, is the cooler of the two. Ryan is a skinny white insurance salesman, an anal-barbarian. So yeah...I would have to say that I'm cooler because...yeah... I'm hung like a black man... LADIES!?!?! |
Posted By: chunky
· Aug 27,2004 09:38:19 AM
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when you quilt what finger do you put the thimble on??? because im trying to make a quilt for my nanna shes turning 87 on monday
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reppin 703 |
Posted By: anonymous · Aug 26,2004 01:18:30 AM
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A thimble is used to protect the finger you use to push the needle through the fabric. So which ever finger you use, is the one you put it on.
If your 'nanna' is turning 87 ... I wouldn't put too much time into the quilt, she's won't have much time to get use out of it. |
Posted By: ryan
· Aug 26,2004 08:52:04 PM
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