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  What are the best Video Games on the Market?

Posted By: anonymous · Feb 07,2005 01:01:05 PM  
  World of Warcraft is the best game on the market IMO. I don't really play anything else besides that so I can't suggest anything else.

Posted By: ryan · Feb 08,2005 06:29:08 PM
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  So Ryan I don't know if you have heard but I have my own radio show here at Winthrop! I was wondering if you would like me to advertize Askryan.com for you? If so what would you like the advertisement to say? Also if you plan on advertising there may be a small fee that will need to be paid to the radio station or umm me is fine too (haha jp) and you would need to come visit the campus and promote this site!

Your Lovely Sister,
Kristen

Posted By: Kristen · Feb 06,2005 03:06:33 PM  
  Yes, promote us .. PLEASE! I'll pay the fee as long as it's going to make me go broke :)

Posted By: ryan · Feb 08,2005 06:27:39 PM
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  How are u?

Posted By: PrivateRyan · Jan 18,2005 09:25:31 PM  
  I am good. Chunky and I are busy working on new updates to the site (and fixing all the annoying bugs that some of you have probably noticed). I am glad to see we are getting new members to the site. Hope you stick around and read the new content we have on the way. Go sign up to be a groupy too if you haven't already!

Posted By: ryan · Jan 19,2005 08:35:31 AM
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  I can't afford a spiffy new car like Ryan's Viper, but I want to be a pimp-daddy like him. What can I do to my existing car (read small economy car) to make young girls beg me to take them for a ride? I just saw your "how to install a spoiler" photo-blog. Do you think that is all I need?

Posted By: anonymous · Dec 23,2004 07:56:13 AM  
  Yes, follow the picture howto for the spoiler install. Notice how Chunky had to wear a helmet before the test drive, it is required after the install because your car will be going fast enough to require one. One note however, you might want to use more tape than we did so that your spoiler will not fall off like ours.

Posted By: ryan · Jan 05,2005 01:51:40 PM
  Go out and buy a silver Honda Civic like Ryan... then you will be all that the high school girls desire. If I was a high school girl, I would sweat Ryan. But I'm not...so I don't.

Posted By: chunky · Jan 07,2005 08:39:30 AM
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  Why can I not read askRyan at work?... and why does the almighty iPrism categorize askRyan as "other"? other what?

Posted By: anonymous · Dec 23,2004 07:45:16 AM  
  We were fortunate enough that the St. Benard company (makers of the ever so fine iPrism internet filtering software) discovered our site and deemed it not work safe, so it now gets blocked by iPrism.

The reason that it gets categorised by iPrism as 'other' is that upon discovery of our website, the St. Benard corporation was so dumbfounded by what they saw, they didn't know what to categorize our site as. Apparently they don't have a W.T.F category as of yet.

Posted By: ryan · Jan 05,2005 01:54:25 PM
  I think Ryan was shooting for the Adult Entertainment category. We need to get more "adult" content!!! Would any ladies like to "donate" content to this site, thus, making it Adult Entertainment.

Posted By: chunky · Jan 07,2005 08:42:01 AM
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  yo how did u guys get the picture of that girl in the thong at the home page?

Posted By: anonymous · Dec 09,2004 09:06:58 AM  
  It's the picture your mom gave me...of herself.

Posted By: chunky · Dec 15,2004 12:55:07 PM
  Chunky, earlier you told me that was your mom.

Posted By: ryan · Dec 15,2004 12:59:19 PM
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  why is david such a wonderful intern?

Posted By: anonymous · Dec 08,2004 01:04:53 PM  
  David is a man-gina! He's such a great intern because he gives "reach-arounds" whenever we request them... Nobody mixes up a better cup of hot chocolate than the IT departments paduan.

Posted By: chunky · Dec 15,2004 12:54:25 PM
  Yes, Chunky summed it up. He is good for employee moral.

Posted By: ryan · Dec 15,2004 12:56:19 PM
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  wow when are you guys going to update this..get off you're lazy asses and make this site as good as it used to be n then maybe people will look//ask you suff again!

Posted By: anonymous · Dec 05,2004 08:28:37 PM  
  New things are in the works. Just wait and see...

Posted By: chunky · Dec 15,2004 12:52:51 PM
  Well since our asses are lazy it's not so easy for us to work on this site ;)

Ok just kidding, we've been really busy with our full time jobs (and playing warcraft). But we have been discussing new ideas that we want to implement. SO keep an eye out.

Posted By: ryan · Dec 15,2004 12:55:36 PM
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  Will you be my mommy?

Posted By: anonymous · Nov 29,2004 07:01:09 PM  
  Probably not....but you can call me daddy if ya want. Assuming you're hot of course...

Posted By: chunky · Dec 15,2004 12:56:04 PM
  Chunky enjoys playing the the role of the female. So I'm sure he wont mind.

Posted By: ryan · Dec 15,2004 12:57:42 PM
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  Which one of the five choices makes the best comparison? LIVED is to DEVIL as 6323 is to?
A)2336
B)6232
C)3236
D)3326
E)6332

Posted By: anonymous · Nov 28,2004 08:40:39 PM  
  c) 3236 - sounds like a homework assignment, hope I helped.

Posted By: ryan · Dec 15,2004 12:54:12 PM
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  New York was the last state to put photographs on driver's licenses in 1984. is thata true fact?

Posted By: anonymous · Nov 08,2004 09:16:41 PM  
  Yes that is true, however, in some states they make exceptions to those who's religious beliefs would not allow them to have there photo taken.

Posted By: ryan · Nov 18,2004 10:26:59 PM
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  is it possible to fold a piece of notebook paper in half more then 7 times?

Posted By: anonymous · Nov 08,2004 09:15:18 PM  
  No, not a piece of notebook paper (8.5x11 inches for the U.S. or size A4 for the rest of the world). However the longer the paper, and the thinner it is, the more time you will be able to fold it.

Consider the fact that a standard piece of notebook paper is about .1mm thick. Now each time you fold the paper, you are doubling it's size, mathmatically that is 2^n, where n = the number of times you fold the paper.

To calculate the thickness of a folded piece of paper, our equation would be: 0.1 x 2^n .

Using this equation you would find that folding a piece of standard notebook paper 3 times would result in: 0.1 x 2^3 = 0.8 mm or basically the width of a finger nail.Folding 7 times would get you to 12.8mm or roughly the thickness of a notebook. Now lets try a bigger number of folds. 14 folds would result in 1.6 meters or the size of an average person. As you can see, this would not be physically possible for an average piece notebook paper to be folded this many times, as paper does not strech very well and would eventually rip if you had the strength to attempt this many folds.

FYI, if you were to fold the paper 100 times you would end up with .1 x 2^100. You might want to multiply this by 10^-6 to get the number in Kilometers, but even doing so the number is so large it is roughly equivelent to the radius of the known universe.


Posted By: ryan · Nov 18,2004 09:51:52 PM
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  If i was the ruler of the world (witch I soon will be) what should be my first act.

Posted By: anonymous · Nov 05,2004 08:28:21 PM  
  Back off asshole, Chunky and I are already in the planning stages of world domination. One day we will all be living in an AskRyan world.

If you want to fight me for it, leave me a message in the forum section.

Posted By: ryan · Nov 09,2004 01:43:20 AM
  Yeah dickwad! Back the fuck off! Ryan and I have dibs on world domination. We are, however, willing to compromise... you can have france...

Posted By: chunky · Nov 09,2004 11:01:33 PM
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  Why is it necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?

Posted By: anonymous · Nov 03,2004 03:13:12 PM  
  It is a superstition thing, it is suppose to keep the dead from coming back and walking the earth again.

It is my own personal opinion that if someone is able to come back from the dead, then a few rusty nails are not going to do much to stop them from leaving the coffin and eating the brains of the living.

Posted By: ryan · Nov 04,2004 11:08:48 PM
  It's not that we need to nail them down. I believe it's a conspiracy by the nail industry. By making us think that we NEED nails to nail the coffin lids down, we are forced to keep buying them, thus keeping them in business. That's the deal...

Posted By: chunky · Nov 05,2004 09:59:34 AM
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  what exactly does the birth control pill do...i herd it makes your boobs bigger and keeps you from getting pimples,regulates your period and keeps you from getting pregnent...is all that true?

Posted By: anonymous · Nov 02,2004 02:05:49 PM  
  Yes it can do all that. It can also cure cancer, end hunger, and prevents little puppies from dying.

Ok the truth is, that it depends on what kind of birth control you are taking. There are different kinds, each of which have different side effects. For example, the kind Chunky takes keeps him from ever gaining weight.

The birth control pill containins estrogen and progestin to inhibit ovulation in women, thus preventing the possibility of getting knocked up if you are too stupid to use a condom.


Posted By: ryan · Nov 04,2004 11:04:41 PM
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