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So, I would like to know: How does it feel to ride 10-12 hours in what amounts to a really expensive vibrator? |
Posted By: anonymous · Oct 12,2004 04:04:50 PM
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The Viper is not exactly a vibrator, but it does give the ladies nearly as much pleasure ;)
Oh and the drive was totally worth it, thanks to Chunky for helping me on the drive back. |
Posted By: ryan
· Oct 13,2004 07:14:23 PM
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I heard Chunky was having a Boocockie (sp?) party.....my question is, who's providing the fish bowl? |
Posted By: Linds · Oct 11,2004 02:10:42 PM
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Correct me if I'm wrong, but I thought it was you? |
Posted By: ryan
· Oct 12,2004 01:48:44 AM
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Yes I am, and you are most def the guest of honor. BYOB... bring yer own bowl...
sp - Bukkake (I think...) |
Posted By: chunky
· Oct 12,2004 10:36:08 AM
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Hey Ryan,
Is it worth driving four hours to get some? You see, the long weekend is coming up and this guy I know asked me to go to down to Virginia Tech to visit him. However, I hate VTECH and I would have to spend four hours on the road by myself. Not to mention another four on the way back. What should I do? |
Posted By: Nica · Oct 04,2004 08:47:33 AM
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It's really not worth it. If you like this guy, then it might be, but if its soley to just hook up with him, from the way you make it sound you aren't really even into the idea. Besides, your female, if you really want some that bad, I'm sure you'd have no problem finding someone more local.
Virginia Tech smells like cow ass anyhow, yet another reason not to go there. |
Posted By: ryan
· Oct 04,2004 09:48:33 AM
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Driving 4 hours for a piece of ass is just not worth it. Unless you want a serious meaningfull relationship. But you sound like a hooch, email me directly... |
Posted By: chunky
· Oct 04,2004 06:24:00 PM
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i hear that you are ignorant and so therefore you would reply to anything with an ignorant answer...why are you so ignorant?
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Posted By: anonymous · Sep 30,2004 11:20:17 PM
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Well you heard wrong. I'm not ignorant, I just give ignorant answers to ignorant questions. Likewise,I will attempt to give intelligent answers to intelligent questions. Chunky will give you bullshit answers no matter what your intelligence :) |
Posted By: ryan
· Oct 01,2004 02:28:56 AM
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Ryan, what does it feel like to date a dirty slut for six months? Did you go to the local health center and get tests done? If not I would highly suggest you do so. |
Posted By: anonymous · Sep 30,2004 12:30:23 PM
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I never dated your mom, I paid for her, and she was cheap. I wore protection, cause I heard the last guy that slept with her infected her with this disease, named MikeTeg95 |
Posted By: ryan
· Sep 30,2004 08:50:19 PM
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Is Chunky gay? |
Posted By: Emily420 · Sep 29,2004 02:55:58 PM
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As much as most of us like to believe he is, the guy is actually not. Surprising isn't it? Don't tell him I told you this, but I think he *might* be dating a woman! |
Posted By: ryan
· Sep 30,2004 09:07:52 PM
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ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh you have my IP address.. hahahahahhahaha im skeeeered |
Posted By: anonymous · Sep 29,2004 10:45:12 AM
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Dear MikeTeg95,
Your grasp of the english language astonish's me. After repeating your 1st grade english class 3 times, your teacher must have been ready to kill herself.
And yes, as I said in my previous response, I do have your IP address.
After doing a quick NMAP scan on you, it appears that your even less bright than I first assumed. Your D-LINK firewall/router you are using is vunerable to a few different attacks. You might want to update that before something 'accidently' happens to it.
For shits and giggle, and to give you a fair chance, I'll post the results of NMAP, though I highly doubt you'd know what to do with it.
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[root@firebird root]# nmap -sS -sV -O -v 67.22.221.223
Starting nmap 3.50 ( http://www.insecure.org/nmap/ ) at 2004-09-28 00:38
EDT
Host 76-22-221-223.frdrmd.adelphia.net (67.22.221.223) appears to be up
... good.
Initiating SYN Stealth Scan against 76-22-221-223.frdrmd.adelphia.net
(67.22.221.223) at 00:38
The SYN Stealth Scan took 109 seconds to scan 1659 ports.
Warning: OS detection will be MUCH less reliable because we did not
find at least 1 open and 1 closed TCP port
Interesting ports on 76-22-221-223.frdrmd.adelphia.net (67.22.221.223):
(The 1658 ports scanned but not shown below are in state: filtered)
PORT STATE SERVICE VERSION
113/tcp closed auth
Device type: load balancer|firewall|broadband router
Running: Cisco embedded, Cisco PIX 6.X, D-Link embedded
OS details: Cisco Localdirector 430, running OS 2.1, Cisco PIX Firewall
running PIX 6.2 - 6.3.3, Cisco Firewall (PIX 6.1.4 - 6.2.2), Cisco PIX
w/IOS 6.1(1), DI-701 Residential Gateway or KA9Q NOS - KO4KS-TNOS v.
2.30
Nmap run completed -- 1 IP address (1 host up) scanned in 119.556
seconds
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· Sep 30,2004 09:06:07 PM
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Yo Ry! I need a date for your sister's wedding...are you planning on going with anyone? |
Posted By: anonymous · Sep 29,2004 09:44:12 AM
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I am sorry to say, but yes, I do have a date for my sister's wedding ... however, her fiance is going to have alot of his friends there, so don't fear, there will be many potentials for you :) |
Posted By: ryan
· Sep 30,2004 08:55:24 PM
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i know someones address if you want it? by the way how the hell are you? |
Posted By: anonymous · Sep 29,2004 01:16:07 AM
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Yes, if it is MikeTeg95's address, I would like you to post it here for everone to see. Bye the way, I have been good, AskRyan.com keep me and Chunky busy :) |
Posted By: ryan
· Sep 30,2004 08:53:16 PM
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what is a metro sexual? |
Posted By: anonymous · Sep 28,2004 10:18:07 PM
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A metrosexual is someone that dresses like a 'homosexual' but isn't one. Hence the name 'Metrosexual'. In essence, they are a poser. |
Posted By: ryan
· Sep 30,2004 08:51:25 PM
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Are you Gay? |
Posted By: anonymous · Sep 26,2004 11:35:14 PM
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No, but we now have your IP address, thanks dumbass ...
AOL Screen Name: MikeTeg95
IP Address: 67.22.221.223 |
Posted By: ryan
· Sep 28,2004 12:21:05 AM
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what kind of music is ska?...and is it good music? |
Posted By: anonymous · Sep 24,2004 05:37:19 PM
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The best answer out there comes from the Ska FAQ:
Ska is dance music, first and foremost. Ska was a *Jamaican dance
music* that swept out of Jamaica in the early 1960s to shake the butts
of working- and middle-class Jamaicans before going on, via the West
Indian immigrant connection, to the UK, and then on to the world. In
the UK, ska was also known as *blue beat* music. *Rocksteady*, and
later, *reggae* sprang from the loins of ska in the late 1960s.
Mid-1970s and 1980s/1990s revivals of this popular dance form have kept
this music alive and fun through the present. The ska beat on drums
and bass, rhythm guitar, lots of horns and maybe a Farfisa or Hammond
organ -- that's the ska sound.
Ska was *not* recently invented by ska-influenced bands like No
Doubt, the Mighty Mighty Bosstones, Reel Big Fish or any other 90's
band.(1) Ska *is* a forty-year-old music form now in a fresh, vigorous
"3rd Wave". Ska is rich in history, broad in scope and guaranteed to
make you shake your groove thang.
A few Ska bands that I can personally think of off the top of my head are: Mighty Mighty Bosstones, Pietasters, The Toasters, and the Specials.
As for whether or not it is good? Well that depends on your taste in music. I personally don't like it much, though I do like the Pietasters. Go listen to some of the bands I mentioned and decide for yourself. |
Posted By: ryan
· Sep 24,2004 10:49:05 PM
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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootie roll pop? |
Posted By: anonymous · Sep 21,2004 02:41:23 PM
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100 |
Posted By: ryan
· Sep 24,2004 10:41:45 PM
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so my brother and i are talking about EMO kids and i cant describe it to him. tell me what EMO is? the music that is! |
Posted By: traycee00 · Sep 22,2004 10:02:35 AM
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EMO is 'punk rock' with alot of emotion. It's a pretty broad term and now everything seems to be labled as EMO. To put a true EMO definition in easy to understand terms: if Punk Rock were a man, then EMO would be a flaming homo. |
Posted By: ryan
· Sep 22,2004 06:05:17 PM
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what is a changeableness? and how can i get one |
Posted By: anonymous · Sep 20,2004 09:18:39 PM
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\Change"a*ble*ness\, n.
The quality of being changeable; fickleness; inconstancy;
mutability. |
Posted By: ryan
· Sep 22,2004 02:21:00 AM
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